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[Aliens lineup #1]

She can literally disect me and kill me in the process if it means I can have even one conversation with such a bad bitch. Genuinely just evaporate my existence from this world, my will and mind gone with my body once it runs out of blood. Only for the chance for us to touch each other as she's cutting me into tiny pieces with a rusty, disease filled scalpel that digs into my burning flesh. Maybe, just maybe, if god is mercifyl, my blood would touch this slug's lust invoking orange slimy flesh as I slowly lose conciousness in this cruel, cold world. And once I'm gone, she can do whatever the hell she wants with my decaying corpse, getting more game than I ever did alive.

Oh yeah, and the other two characters also look cool.

...So, all in all, you could say I'm a fan of these characters. Excited to see what you'll do with them whenever you do start working on this project of yours. Talk to you later, bruv.

PlasticKnight responds:

you can always try to take her out to dinner first

[Stealth Mission]

I'd like to believe the short one dies first. Hypotethically speaking, the bigger guy would most likely to be blown by a landmine or a regular bomb due to his average stature in the battlefield, but the shorter one has the disadvantage of carrying a weapon twice his size on his back, which gives him a real scoliosis debuff, leading to a higher mortality rate.

This is just my observation, however, and as I am not the creator of these lovely characters, I cannot with certainty say if my theory is correct. I'll be looking forward to hearing more.

PlasticKnight responds:

Little fuck is the first to get plowed over by a tank